11.01.2019

I am not ready to turn 50

Tomorrow we will go out and hopefully find more Christmas presents to the world's most perfect child. In all honesty, we have only bought 2 gifts for him so far.

Myself, I plan to have a low profile this Christmas and aim for a fantastic 50-year gift instead. The offspring reminds me every day that I am turning "old lady" next year. He's been on my naughty list for several weeks now...
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