Compared to others, we have it perfected

During our 30 years together, me and the world's most perfect husband have worked out a system that works perfectly for us. We have never sat down and divided the household chores, it became more of a natural division over the years.

For example, our maid only comes every two weeks, so my husband vacuums and scrubs our toilets between these times. In addition to this, he also cooks all the food, except for the breakfast that I prepare. I wash, do dishes, iron and keep our home tidy.

This is an almost perfect system except for the small detail that my husband must suffer from some kind of defect. I want the sink to be completely empty, i.e. no dishes, whether clean or dirty, should be there. Furthermore, we have 2 dishwashers so there is absolutely no reason to put dirty dishes there. Regardless of the time of day, I can always, without exception, walk into the kitchen and find dirty dishes on the sink.

Although this trait drives me crazy every now and then and makes me want to bite his head off, I love him deeply, with all his faults and flaws. He, on the other hand, has a much easier life as I am completely free from any errors and shortcomings.😉

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