What do you not do for (to) your child?!

The world's most perfect husband is demonstrably much smarter than me because he chose to say "no thank you" to the world's most perfect teenager while I hear myself say "of course I'd love to play the 9-hole course with you too" right after we finished the 18-hole course.

So right after lunch Junior and I went out on the 9-hole course while the husband sat in the clubhouse. As we walked off towards hole 19, the offspring asks if I really am up to do this. The last thing I say is "I'll play 27 holes or die trying..."