Junior, we have a problem

The day after tomorrow we are going to my in-laws who live in Orebro, 119 miles (191 km) west of Stockholm. I have an amazing mother-in-law. The only downside is that she was a housewife when my husband was growing up so both he and his sister were always in "mint condition". My soon-to-be 57-year-old husband still hasn't had a cavity in any of his teeth.

So the plan for tomorrow was for the world's most perfect teenager to be 'hosed down', his ears to be washed, his nails to be cut and much much more. Unfortunately, he added a little extra loads earlier tonight when he came home with his first and hopefully only hickey in his life.

I hope for Junior's sake that the weather turns bad because he will be wearing a sweater with a turtleneck regardless of the temperature.