I'm so stupid

When the world's most perfect teenager talked about his future plans and that they possibly involved a move to Switzerland, it felt natural because Junior right now wants to work in finance and as a banking and financial center, Switzerland is a hub.

Yesterday it emerged that the offspring has a new girlfriend, who is of Swiss origin. While I thought Junior was maturing and and thinking about his future career choice, he is thinking about something entirely else.

The world's most perfect husband laughed until tears rolled down his face when I told him.